They'll Sue, Too
Russell Christoff of Antioch recently won a $15.6 million lawsuit because his picture appeared on a freeze-dried coffee product that he, a fresh-beans lover, had never tried. We thought of some other East Bay people who might get litigious if their pictures were used to promote these products.
Oakland Mayor Jerry Brown: an all-Arnold film festival at the Pacific Film Archive
Chez Panisse founder Alice Waters: a new line of affordable, microwaveable, frozen dinners
MoveOn.org founders and Berkeley residents Wes Boyd and Joan Blades: Cheney–Limbaugh 2008 T-shirts
New Oakland Raiders wide receiver Randy Moss: Humble Pie
Former Oakland Athletics slugger Jose Canseco: Slim-Fast