Defibrillator not Included
By Justin Goldman
Illustration by Adam McCauley
This season, a new ticket option will be available to A’s fans and overeaters alike: All-You-Can-Eat seating. The tarps that have covered upper deck seats at McAfee Coliseum for the last two seasons will be removed from three sections behind home plate. A $35 ticket will gain you access to one of these seats and a dedicated concession area where you can get as many ballpark standards—hot dogs, nachos, peanuts, popcorn, soda, and ice cream—as you can eat before you burst.
Cardiologist appointments, gym memberships, stomach-stapling surgeries, and, most distressingly, beer are not included in the ticket price.
Tickets are available at www.oaklandathletics.com.